Because it’s his 67th birthday. So we thought we would.
The Andy Warhol.

Being last on such an important list, we're not surprised David's not smiling.
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The bald alien.

Just no.
The city slicker.

So sleek, so greasy. Nothing to be so happy about.
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The perm.

So wavy and soft.
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